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#OH MY GOD NO #DO YOUUNDERSTAND MY HISTORY WITH ARMADILLO’S? #I BET YOU DON’T #WELL HERE GOES #I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL #AND THEN IN KINDERGARTEN THERE WERE TWO CLASSES IN MY SCHOOL #YOU WERE EITHER ONE OF LUBE’S LEAPFROGS #(YES HER LAST NAME WAS REALLY LUBE) #OR ARMSTRONG’S ARMADILLO #’S #WELL I WAS A MOTHERFUCKING ARMADILLO #AND I GOT ONE OF THOSE CHILDHOOD FIXATIONS WITH ARMADILLOS #I HAD STUFFED ARMADILLOS #AND I DREW ARMADILLOS #I EVEN SPONSORED AN ARMADILLO AT THE LOCAL ZOO #AND THEN #AND #THEN #I’M LOOKING AT ART SCHOOLS #AND WHAT’S RINGLING’S UNOFFICIAL MASCOT? #THE MOTHERFUCKING ARMADILLO #MAGESTIC BUMBLING CREATURE THAT IT IS #IN SHORT #I REALLY LIKE ARMADILLO’S
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